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Text-to-speech,
spoken by a real human.
Finally!

No synthesis. No voice cloning. No neural vocoders. Just real, down-home old-fashioned vocal chords.

Trusted by over zero Fortune 500 companies. Loved by like seven of Myra's friends. Really, they said so!

Myra, the entire engineering team Myra. Founder. Best customer.

Tired of AI voices that sound too perfect to be real?

So are we! While the rest of the world races to generate more synthetic speech, we asked a different question.

Can we bring speech back to the world of the living?

humanTTS is the world's first (and only) non-synthetic text-to-speech API. You send a string, Myra reads it, and Bob's your uncle! You receive the audio.

It's slow, it's expensive, and it's inconsistent. It's genuinely human, which is something no amount of transformer layers can give you. We call it artisan speech synthesis, because Myra uses "bespoke" wayyy too much lately.

How it works

Get your human TTS in just 4 steps:

  1. 1

    You send us text

    POST /v1/speak with your string, a voice ID, and API key.

  2. 2

    Myra does her best

    She reads your text aloud, in the voice requested. She is not good at accents. This is priced in.

  3. 3

    ???? ????????

    Not even Myra knows what happens in this step, and she made the damn thing. Something to do with containers.

  4. 4

    Audio returned

    High quality audio returned directly to your endpoint!

Try it out!

Type something. Then wait...

You get this ONE for free. Make it count.

Voices

Every voice in our catalog is Myra. We believe in consistency.

Voice ID Description
en-US-Myra Standard American. Myra is American. Please use this one....
en-GB-Myra British. Sounds like someone from Missouri pretending to be British.
en-AU-Myra Australian. Sounds like en-GB-Myra but with less confidence.
fr-FR-Myra French. Mostly "bonjour" and apologies. Do not use for full sentences.
es-MX-Myra Spanish. Dont use this one. Myra took 2 weeks of Spanish Sophomore year before switching to Japanese.
de-DE-Myra German.
ja-JP-Myra Japanese. Four-plus years of high school and college Japanese classes. Honestly just gibberish.
it-IT-Myra Italian. Mostly gestures, which we unfortunately cannot transmit over HTTP.
en-PIRATE-Myra Pirate. A HumanTTS exclusive, ye matey!.
en-GOTH-Myra Goth. Same voice, slightly sadder.

Pricing

Every request has a flat base fee plus a per-character rate. Yes it's real, and its predictable!

Component Rate What it covers
Base fee $1.50 Myra picks up her phone, finds a quiet spot, and hits record.
Per character $0.03 / char The actual speaking. Longer text, proportionally more.

Examples:

RequestCharsCost
"Please leave a message after the tone."39$2.67
A short paragraph (75 chars)75$3.75
A full paragraph (200 chars)200$7.50

All prices in USD. You're billed monthly for completed requests only. Rejected or failed requests are never charged.

Error codes

Our error responses are fully descriptive and occasionally apologetic. Most of them are Myra's fault, and she wants you to know that. No charge for any error.

200OK. Myra got to it.
202Accepted. Get ready to have your mind BLOWN.
408Request Timeout. Myra's phone was on silent.
418I'm a teapot. Myra is making tea.
422Unprocessable Entity. Myra tried but it didn't sound right.
429Too Many Requests. Myra is doing her best.
451Unavailable For Legal Reasons. Kids are in the room for Christ's sake.
503Service Unavailable. Myra is asleep.
507Insufficient Storage. Myra is tired.
418½Myra Has Questions. Let's....talk...

What people are saying

"humanTTS changed my life. It also took four days to say 'Hello, World.' But that's fine."

Dave, developer

"The British accent made me laugh so hard I forgot what I needed text-to-speech for in the first place."

Sarah, product manager

"Finally, an API my grandmother can explain back to me."

Tom, CTO

"We migrated from ElevenLabs and saved $40,000 a month. Our product is now unusable, but the burn rate is *chef's kiss*"

Anonymous, CFO

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a joke?
Everything about this service is real, except the french pronunciation.
What is your uptime SLA?
We proudly offer a Five Nines guarantee: 70.99999% availability. We currently offer no guarantee against sleepage.
Can I get a refund if Myra mispronounces my text?
No, but you can send it again with the annotation, [but do it right this time, idiot]
How is this different from calling a friend who owes me a favor?
We have documentation.
Do you use any AI at all? At any point in the pipeline?
We are radically committed to not using AI for speech synthesis. We tried coding the whole thing by hand hand, but it got super boring and began to make the joke not funny anymore so...artisanal TTS!
What about GDPR?
Myra forgets things constantly. We consider this a feature.
Can I hear a sample before signing up?
Yes. Submit any text through the free tier. You will hear Myra do it when Myra hears you do it.

Sign up for the beta

We're currently onboarding new developers on a strict first-come, when-Myra-has-time basis.

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